Toddler Talks!!!

 Amelia: “Black Mamba Poop!”

Tommy: “If you say poop, Grandma and Grandpa Shepherd will spank your butt. Do you want that to happen?”

Amelia: “Poop!” Laughs mischievously.

Picture of Grandma and Grandpa Shepherd for reference! They’ve never spanked my kids.

Choosing jammies:

Me: “Amelia, do you just want a t-shirt?”

Tommy: “No, Amelia wants a vagina.”

Me: “She already has a vagina.”

Tommy: “Do want a Barbie vagina, Amelia?”