Toddler Talks!

Before I delete my facebook account, I'm going to list Toddler Talks that I have shared before!

Tommy: “I want the eraser song.”

Me: “What???” Plays through whole Megamind soundtrack…

“Oh! Crazy Train…. ‘We’re going off the rails of a crazy train, sir!’” Train sir = Eraser! Just over here translating toddler talk!

Toddler Talk

Me: “Tommy, are you wearing your All Star shoes today?”

Amelia: “Hey now, you’re an All Star…name yeah!”

Thank you Shrek!

Toddler Talk: Live Nativity

Me:”Tonight we’re going to see animals, Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus.”

Amelia: “Are we going to see big Jesus?”

Me: “ No, big Jesus won’t be there, only baby Jesus.”

Amelia: “But I want big Jesus to hold baby Jesus.”

Note: big Jesus is the Christus statue at the temple.

Tommy: "Amelia, if you drink my strawberry milk I'll pull your hair and bit you."

Me: "We don't do that Tommy. Just ask her not to drink your milk."

Tommy: "It's just a dream, Mom. A real dream."