Tommy: “Guess what?”
Me: “Chicken Butt, what?”
Tommy: “I’m not a chicken butt, my butt is not a chicken. Chicken is food or an animal or food…like our chicken salad stuff.”
When we were riding the transit today, Tommy saw a person wearing a Weezer T shirt.
Tommy: “Mom, it’s “If you want to destroy my sweater!”
I seriously have the coolest kid.
Tommy putting on his button up shirt for church:
“I look like Ken from Barbie!”
Update: Every button up shirt is now a Ken shirt and Ken does not button up his shirts and neither does Tommy! 
Tommy: “It’s too big mom!”
Tommy: “I don’t want to go to school today!”Mom: “What if you get to wear your dinosaur pants and cowboy boots?”
Tommy: “Deal!”
*The boots are literally 5 sizes too big, but he loves them!
Conversation with Tommy on the way home from daddy’s house:
Me: “Tommy, our family looks different because Mommy and Daddy don’t live together. It’s okay though because what matters is that you are so loved. Daddy loves you. Mommy loves you. Granny and Grandpa love you. Grandma and Pop Pop love you. All of your aunts and uncles love you. All of your cousins love you….
Tommy: “And Jesus?”
Tommy is rocking my killer bunny slippers! The bunnies are eating the dinosaurs! “He’ll jump on your neck and bite your head off!”
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